MT: i just dreamt about a poem about ostriches

girls

MT: i think he's just crushing out of convenience

PB: do you think fangs make a girl look hotter?

MT: YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON THE RED LIGHT
MT: YOU DON'T HAVE TO
EW: lol what?
MT: SELL YOUR BODY TO THE NIGHT
EW: lol
EW: wut
MT: YUHHHH
EW: is this popular culture ref to a song i never heard of

E: er
E: NAPA?
E: napa valley?
E: nappa valley
E: looks more correct
L: uhh
L: no it doesn't
L: nappa looks like something a gangsta rappa would say...

MT: when i was little
MT: i always wanted to dream about mario and shit
MT: so i'd think furiously about mario
MT: lying in bed

fate

BB: its like i imagine a convo between two rocks on pluto
BB: and one of them is like "dude, we are here for a reason. I can feel it. Something is going on here."
BB: and the other rock says nothing
BB: cuz its a rock

Japanese yoga instructor: open your eyes wide like Godzilla!

BB: you are my most favorate gal tho or my most favorite of the set not a girl but not yet a woman

HS: lol i have a pretty seductive voice

ND: Histogram matching is the way of the future.

ears

AG: I suspect my ears are crooked